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DaBomb
10-13-2005, 12:03 AM
The Kissing Bandits and the Army of Love needs YOU!

We are now recruiting for Kissing Bandits, Lip Blockers and Lip Service Units for Los Angeles Decom this Saturday, October 15th all men and women on this beautiful planet that knows the meaning of a true soul kiss who desires to spread a supersonic, subatomic blast of love and light around the world!

Have you got soul? Are you a soul'ja?
Please join forces with us! Become a soul'ja today!

Positions Within Kissing Bandits and the Army of Love Operations:

Kissing Bandit - Any woman over the age of 18. Uniform requirements while on duty: cape and mask.

Lip Blocker - Army of Love Security Operatives, usually a man, who will step in if a kiss goes bad.

Lip Service - Includes any non-kissing woman who is either married or monogamously involved as well as their spouses or partners. Also, any woman who wants to join forces with us, but doesn't want to snog on people. As the KB supply unit, Lip Service supports with recon missions, sticker bombing, lip balm support and mint supply.

PLEASE VISIT OUR TRIBE TO ENLIST! See you at Decom!

http://tribes.tribe.net/kissingbandits
GrumpyOldBastard
12-12-2005, 06:47 AM
ettiquette? not to throw a wet blanket, BUT... i was accosted by a kissing bandit, and requested not to be kissed (ok weird, yes. but i have a phobia.) i was then harrassed for about 5 minutes as to WHY i didnt want to be kissed by a purty girl. not fun. do you give sensativity training to your bandits?
GrumpyOldBastard
12-12-2005, 07:18 AM
this was in SF, and she was a bit "tipsy" but not drunk. she had a friend with her, and her friend started the "why not" conversation. heh. the one time i went to the "big city" to see what the city folk do at BM functions. apology accepted, no big deal... but it did put a crimp in my evening. *grump*
DaBomb
12-12-2005, 07:23 AM
I'll bring this up at the Kissing Bandit discussion board. Thanks for letting us know. Is it OK to use your "name"?
DaBomb
12-12-2005, 07:28 AM
P.S.

I attended and organized the KB Raid in SF. Lecter was there with me. Nobody met me at the appointed rendez-vous point at the scheduled time. Having said that, I was a solo-KB, running a mission without any backup.

It sounds like you encountered a renegade KB. I guess I'll have to start having the ladies carry their membership card! It doesn't sound like the girl that harassed you about it identified herself as a KB. Anyway...once again, sorry for the hassle.
GrumpyOldBastard
12-12-2005, 07:48 AM
tis ok... but she did say she was a KB. had a cape and mask and was prettily dressed. sure, you can use this nick. heh. i like it. i did see 2 or 3 KB's there and after my encounter, went to great lengths to avoid them. heh. large phobia. but i was a bit disturbed to have been harassed after saying "no". i remember thinking "so this is what its like to be a woman" LOL

apology accepted. no biggie, but even women need to learn that no means no. heh.now we gotta brow beat the frat boys!
DaBomb
12-12-2005, 08:08 AM
I started the discussion on the KB discussion board. If you wish to follow it, click here: http://tribes.tribe.net/kissingbandits/thread/5a918cbe-d828-4928-af37-f98a24e52ec9?newpostingid=6eeccc58-5256-4741-994b-46b770f4c41d#6eeccc58-5256-4741-994b-46b770f4c41d

Thanks for the feedback, GOB!
Lecter
12-12-2005, 09:19 AM
Lecter was there with me. Nobody met me at the appointed rendez-vous point at the scheduled time. Having said that, I was a solo-KB, running a mission without any backup.I was there with DaBomb, and can verify that there was no KB run as no one showed up for the meeting.

Maybe someone saw DaBomb doing her solo mission and decided to participate on the spot?

L
GrumpyOldBastard
12-12-2005, 10:42 AM
I was there with DaBomb, and can verify that there was no KB run as no one showed up for the meeting.

Maybe someone saw DaBomb doing her solo mission and decided to participate on the spot?

L


i dunno. poop happens. i just thought i would mention it so she could emphasise the "no means no" rule. heh. now i'm just trying to get my nick on the heading of all the threads at once.
Lovemonkey
12-12-2005, 01:11 PM
...went to great lengths to avoid them. heh. large phobia.

Geez, no wonder you're grumpy! ;)

So, is there absolutely no way men can be bandits? I guess, even in BRC, those default "rules" apply. Bummer.