Burning Man Was Better When...

[DaBomb]

you could get a demerit badge from the Burning Scouts!

From the Burning Scouts Handbook:

The more badges a Scout earns, the more others respect and fear him. A Scout with many badges is commonly referred to as a "Badge-ass."

Source: http://burningscouts.spancer.com/page3.html

So let's play along and see if we can earn the following badge:


http://www.http://www.burningmansucks.com/images/b02sign.jpg

BRAGGART
1. Provide evidence of a previous year's experience at Burning Man.
2. Begin a sentence with the phrase, “Burning Man was better when...”
3. Tell us how this theme camp would have been better if you had done it.

[GrumpyOldBastard]

heh heh heh i SO want to say "burningman was better when you didnt go".... but i wont, cause that would be rude. i thought that as soon as i saw the title of the thread, so dont take it personally. its just that i think that whenever some blowhard starts a sentence like that.

[Lecter]

So let's play along and see if we can earn the following badge:Burning Man was better when dogs and drive-by shootings were common.

:p

[DaBomb]

heh heh heh i SO want to say "burningman was better when you didnt go".... but i wont, cause that would be rude. .

Bring it on, Grumpy. I moved the thread from the Full Respect Zone to here. You're in the Thunderdome!

So come on, Grumpy. Whatta ya got?

[GrumpyOldBastard]

Bring it on, Grumpy. I moved the thread from the Full Respect Zone to here. You're in the Thunderdome!

So come on, Grumpy. Whatta ya got?
ha ha ha ha! i SWEAR that comment wasnt directed at you! honest! heh heh heh. its just the first thing that came to mind when i read "BM was better when...." i wasnt thinking of you, but a few other folks i happen to know. honest. really. trust me. :D

[GrumpyOldBastard]

btw, we dont know each other, but we know mutual friends. if i go this year i'll make sure i know where you camp so i can come by and introduce myself.

oh, and burningman was better when the man was more accessable (and you didnt go) heh.

[Chai Guy]

Burning Man Was Better When....

The man didn't mean anything!

There was no fucking "Theme".

You could bring guns.

The Health Department wasn't there.

It was still dangerous.

You had to drive across the playa to find it.


Burning Man will always be better last year!

[dr.placebo]

Burning Man was so much better when it was held in Rome and Caligula was Emperor.

[Chai Guy]

Dr. Placebo, you'll love my new theme camp then

"Camp Vomitorium!"

[Scout]

Burning Man was better when:

The girls in the Critical Tits Parade had real tits. (Plastic boobs make me laugh)

When every guy on the playa in a kilt (nark) didn’t tell you he was the first person to ever wear a kilt at the burn. (Even though the price tag is still showing and he is a virgin.)

Ibdave did not have to pretend that he was not a pig.


Scout

[ibdave]

OINK OINK nice shoe's