Scout
08-11-2006, 11:23 AM
Here are the names of theme camps that were not Oked by the BM Organization.
1. Bongo Vagina Camp. I know drum camps are popular at BM, but nobody wants to see the vagina you use for the bass drum.
2. Balls In The Water Camp. Yes, if you are old and sit on the toilet your balls hang in the water, but really does anyone want to see that, for an entire week?
3. Watching Your Parents Having Sex Camp. Your parents did come to the burn this year and you get to fulfill one of your childhood nightmares by actually seeing your parents have sex….oh boy!!!! You didn’t know your Mom was so limber
4. Viagra 24 Hour Boner Camp. A camp sponsored by the makers of Viagra was turned down without review. Besides, we already have this camp it’s called Burning Man.
5. Welcome Home And Go Fuck Yourself Camp. Really, wouldn’t you like to slap the shit of everyone that tells you “Welcome Home.” ?
6. Roasting A Frat Boy Over An Open Spit Camp. Even though it sounds like a good idea they are not very good eaten.
7. Angry Fucking Hippy Bitch Camp. It’s a camp full of angry fucking hippy bitches that have all synchronized their periods to fall on the week of the burn….damn.
Scout
1. Bongo Vagina Camp. I know drum camps are popular at BM, but nobody wants to see the vagina you use for the bass drum.
2. Balls In The Water Camp. Yes, if you are old and sit on the toilet your balls hang in the water, but really does anyone want to see that, for an entire week?
3. Watching Your Parents Having Sex Camp. Your parents did come to the burn this year and you get to fulfill one of your childhood nightmares by actually seeing your parents have sex….oh boy!!!! You didn’t know your Mom was so limber
4. Viagra 24 Hour Boner Camp. A camp sponsored by the makers of Viagra was turned down without review. Besides, we already have this camp it’s called Burning Man.
5. Welcome Home And Go Fuck Yourself Camp. Really, wouldn’t you like to slap the shit of everyone that tells you “Welcome Home.” ?
6. Roasting A Frat Boy Over An Open Spit Camp. Even though it sounds like a good idea they are not very good eaten.
7. Angry Fucking Hippy Bitch Camp. It’s a camp full of angry fucking hippy bitches that have all synchronized their periods to fall on the week of the burn….damn.
Scout