Are You Ready To Go, Yet????

[Scout]

What’s on your list of things left to do before you leave for the burn?? Here is mine.

1. Get my new pink and white fuzzy hat I got from DaBomb out of my wife’s hands.

2. Pick up 2 containers of that ultra pure paraffin lamp oil that I’m going to use to burn the shit out of myself while trying to breathe fire.

3. I must do something to totally screw with the BM virgin I am bringing and I haven’t come up with a good idea. You guys got a good or bad idea?

4. Loose at least 10 lbs.

5. Oh, water….I need water and a lighter.

6. Pack the moose sweater.


Scout

[Scout]

Oh, my god I forgot:

7. Get cosmetic brain surgery

8. Get a butt lift, but only my right cheek.

9. Cancel my membership to the Mel Gibson fan club.


Scout

[Batman]

Jebus, Scout. I'm a dumbass virgin, but I can READ. How about you fuck with me by picking up an extra couple of containers of lamp oil so we can BOTH do our candle imitations? If that doesn't do the trick, nothing will!

xoxo

[Scout]

Holy Shit, Batman….you made me laugh. You made a good start Weed Hopper.


Scout

[Batman]

I do my best...what more could anyone ask?