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Blade
07-09-2006, 11:39 PM
http://www.chickenpublications.com/petermantract.html

Follow the Peterman Plan, and avoid asshole clowns! <grin>
ChaCha
07-10-2006, 10:06 AM
That's hilarious!!
Scout
07-11-2006, 09:50 AM
That is really funny. I’ve already forwarded the site to a virgin I’m bringing with me this year.

The thing that frightens me is that damn clown. I hate clowns. Do you know why clowns are so scary? Because clowns are real. You really have never seen Frankenstein’s Monster, the Wolfman or any other of those things we call Monsters. But, everyone has seen a clown. (Some of you are clowns)

Scout
Blade
07-11-2006, 10:47 PM
Do you know why clowns are so scary? Because clowns are real.



Ooooh, damn good point!
ChaCha
07-12-2006, 08:30 AM
it's the eyes!!! small, beady, bloodshot eyes that never quite match the make up... dude! I just creeped myself out!!
Blade
07-12-2006, 08:41 AM
Heh- my bf has this evil clown getup (<twiiitch>) for which he has a set of contacts that creeps people the everlovin' fuck out- bright yellow with red rims.

It doesn't matter if he's just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, people freak OUT when they see those!
ChaCha
07-12-2006, 08:54 AM
Eewh! I'd run. impossible to hold a conversation with creep eyes.
Blade
07-12-2006, 09:03 AM
Yes. Yes indeed.
ibdave
07-12-2006, 05:39 PM
The thing that frightens me is that damn clown. I hate clowns. Do you know why clowns are so scary?

Hummm I always thought it was bcause they Stink.....:eek: :eek:
ChaCha
07-13-2006, 01:44 AM
Cotton candy leettle boy?
Scout
07-13-2006, 09:32 AM
Cotton candy leettle boy?


Wow Cha Cha the cotton candy remark is very funny because ibdave our camp and I twice in 2001 and 2004 handed out cotton candy on the playa at Burning Man. How did you know it was ibdave’s idea to hand out cotton candy…….just wait a second…….holy cow…….is ibdave a clown? Do I have a clown in my camp? I always wonder why he never took his clothes off.

For ibdave it would be more like, "Cotton candy lettle naked burner girl."


Scout
ChaCha
07-13-2006, 08:36 PM
must be tuned into your playa id frequencies...

Wow! maybe you should check to see if his boxers are made of neoprene...
:: peering around into the dark recesses of the room ::